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|Wiz| · 10-06-2006, 04:57 AM

The vending machine is empty!
You get nothing!
The mysterious man with the vending machine key comes and refills it.

*inserts coin*

Shawchert · 10-07-2006, 05:20 PM

the vending machine gives you a wiz killing monster
you're dead

*inserts coin*

|Wiz| · 10-08-2006, 11:18 PM

The Wiz killing monster looks around, but can't find any Wiz's, only |Wiz|'s. However, everything has an innate hate of |Wiz|'s, so it kills me anyways.

The vending machine spawns a cookie. Aww, I wanted that cookie.

*inserts coin*

***X-Kal*** · 10-09-2006, 06:43 AM

You get an almond-flavored drink that is clearly labeled "NOT POISON"

*insert coin*

|Wiz| · 10-10-2006, 10:09 PM

I drink the almond-colored drink. Post count posting speed +1!

You get a hippo.

*inserts coin*

***X-Kal*** · 10-11-2006, 02:20 AM

You get -100 to post count.

*insert coin*

bobL · 10-11-2006, 03:56 AM

This thread gets moved to the Garbage forums so |Wiz| loses a heap of post-counts.

*insert coin*

***X-Kal*** · 10-11-2006, 04:09 AM

Unfortunately, I think the garbage dump doesn't prevent posts from adding to your post count. I'll test it out, however.

You get a turnip.

*insert coin*

EDIT: Yes, it adds to your post count in there. If you want to get posts removed from the post count, we'll either have to delete the posts or the threads they're in.

Shawchert · 10-11-2006, 04:51 AM

you get a big rottweiler to protect you

*inserts coins*

|Wiz| · 10-11-2006, 05:10 AM

You inserted coinS. First a potato drops out, then a candle drops out, and then a pie drops out and then the machine jams. The mysterious man with the vending machine key comes in the middle of the night and fixes it.

*inserts coin*

PS Posts in the Garbage Dump should not count.