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The Vending Machine - bobL - 10-16-2006 03:46 AM

Respawn freezes due to bug.

You get uninstalled.

*inserts coin*


The Vending Machine - |Wiz| - 10-16-2006 05:10 AM

Bugs do not uninstall respawns.

You get |Wiz| v. 2

* faster spamming speed!
* grammar worse!
* |\/|0r3 n00b1n355!
* speleen horibel!
* more inane posts!

*inserts coin*


The Vending Machine - bobL - 10-16-2006 07:30 AM

But people uninstall buggy programmes because they are a waste of time and space.

You get absolutely nothing.

*inserts coin*


The Vending Machine - X-Kal - 10-16-2006 08:36 AM

You get a paid contract for surgically implanting a new spleen into |Wiz|

*insert coin*


(And no, I'm not the one who pays you)


The Vending Machine - The_Zeroorez - 10-16-2006 01:11 PM

The vending machine now pays X-Kal, so he is able to pay bobL, who can now implant a new spleen into Wiz.

*insert coin*


The Vending Machine - X-Kal - 10-16-2006 04:57 PM

You get a whole messload of zeros.

*insert coin*


The Vending Machine - The_Zeroorez - 10-16-2006 05:41 PM

Your bunny gets toasted.

*insert coin*


The Vending Machine - |Wiz| - 10-16-2006 10:38 PM

I give the toasted bunny to X-Kal.

I sue bobL for malpractice, and win. bobL loses $400,000 of US money.

I get a new spleen! Spleen damage takeable * 2. Breathetastic Premium Canned Air, here I come!

*inserts coin*


The Vending Machine - bobL - 10-17-2006 05:22 AM

I counter-sue |Wiz| for being a sacrilegious intolerable git, and win back my $400,000USD + an extra $2.9 billion USD for the bother.

All high-end members of WhatPulse get 19% each of 2.9 billion, and I get the remaining 29%.

|Wiz|'s spleen fails and he dies once again.

*insert coin*


The Vending Machine - Agret - 12-03-2006 03:14 AM

You get transported to an alternate reality where WhatPulse doesn't exist

*insert coin*