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The Vending Machine
10-11-2006, 05:46 AM
Post: #21
The Vending Machine
You get a repair bill. Ouch!

*insert coin*

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10-12-2006, 04:42 AM
Post: #22
The Vending Machine
I quickly find the issuer of the repair bill, and sue him or her for fraud, gaining a lot of money. Yay!

(You) Got a *Life Capsule*!
Max health increased by 3!

*insert coin*

Teh new signature service is still not as cuddly or wuddly as whatpulse.afraid.org was.

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10-12-2006, 07:09 AM
Post: #23
The Vending Machine
|Wiz| gets robbed and smashed with a metal baseball bat.

*insert coin*
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10-12-2006, 10:40 PM
Post: #24
The Vending Machine
You have to give a person who robs and smashed people with a baseball bat, not what you did.

You get a pink slip! OH NOES!

*inserts coin*

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10-13-2006, 01:08 AM
Post: #25
The Vending Machine
"Ooooooh those are pretty weapons you have there!" the vending machine speaks. It then swipes all your weapons and destroys them, smashing them into a new, "more powerful" weapon.

You get a rubber ducky!

*insert coin*

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10-13-2006, 05:10 AM (This post was last modified: 10-13-2006 05:17 AM by |Wiz|.)
Post: #26
The Vending Machine
You steal my ducky, find a winder, wind the ducky, and insert it in the waterway.

You find the *Pirate's Niece*!

Level up!

*inserts coin*

PS Don't get any of the bouncy yellow stuff with the Nemesis. If you happen to, then go get hurt and get health. The best way is to take another weapon and get all the yellow stuff in one area, then demolish the enemies in the next area with the Nemesis, and then gather, rinse and repeat.

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10-13-2006, 08:45 AM
Post: #27
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|Wiz| Wrote:You have to give a person who robs and smashed people with a baseball bat, not what you did.

I know. But this is your thread. And I ignore your rules. Just like you ignore the no-spamming rules.

Smile

You get sprayed with cheese and fed to the rats.

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10-13-2006, 03:18 PM
Post: #28
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You get a note which reads "This thread started by Cliff Dude"

*insert coin*

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10-13-2006, 10:21 PM (This post was last modified: 10-14-2006 05:21 AM by |Wiz|.)
Post: #29
The Vending Machine
You get a letter with no postage which says,

__________________________________________________

|Wiz|
WhatPulse Forums
75.17.29.29 Internet Drive, World Wide Web


_________________________bobL
_________________________WhatPulse Forums
_________________________Undetermined Internet Drive, World Wide Web

__________________________________________________

on the cover.

Inside the envelope is a letter which says,

__________________________________________________

To bobL:

There are no forum rules.

Sincerely,

|Wiz|
__________________________________________________

*inserts coin*

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10-14-2006, 01:28 AM
Post: #30
The Vending Machine
The vending machine remains silent, lacking quarters on which to feed.

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