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The Vending Machine - bobL - 10-14-2006 01:08 PM

|Wiz| gets a note saying the most commonly known forums rules and morals include no spamming. |Wiz| also gets another note that points to some of the example-reasons in the report post page.

"By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws." Notice anything in bold?

*insert coin*

The Vending Machine - X-Kal - 10-14-2006 06:45 PM

You get nothing. The note that was spit out was unpaid, so the coin you inserted covers the cost of said note.

*insert coin*

The Vending Machine - |Wiz| - 10-14-2006 08:21 PM

I press the "coin return" button, and get a coin! You get nothing.

*inserts coin*

The Vending Machine - X-Kal - 10-14-2006 08:50 PM

You get an emergence of theta particles, which results in the untimely destruction of the universe, all because you stole X-Kal's coin. X-Kal, forseeing the trouble |Wiz| had created, decided to shift into another plane of existence, find another vending machine, then insert a coin there. Oh, and he took all his friends with him.

*insert coin*

The Vending Machine - |Wiz| - 10-15-2006 03:10 AM

However, |Wiz| exists simultaneously in all universes, so you cannot escape his tyranny and spam! Spam! Spam! http://www.spam-uk.com/images/BlackPepperCan.jpg!

You get a box of spam!

*inserts coin*

The Vending Machine - X-Kal - 10-15-2006 04:01 AM

You get some pieces o' eight.

*insert coin*

The Vending Machine - |Wiz| - 10-15-2006 05:44 AM

You get a list of the people on stamps of Gabon.

*inserts coin*

The Vending Machine - X-Kal - 10-15-2006 06:29 AM

You get 9 hours of sleep.

*insert coin*

The Vending Machine - bobL - 10-15-2006 06:46 AM

You get a big hug.

*insert coin*

The Vending Machine - The_Zeroorez - 10-15-2006 07:03 AM

You get a big bug.
[INDENT][SIZE="1"]All your keys are gone now..[/SIZE][/INDENT]
*insert coin*